We have an eccentric mom

A debut blog of Shreya and Shivansh 

We have an eccentric mom. Not that at almost two months we have seen many moms to compare and conclude that but her behaviour is defintely not normal. We mean who stares at sleeping people and that too for hours. Being concerned is one thing but to just keep staring while we try to dream of the little world we've seen so far. It totally is not cool mom...makes us uncomfortable.

You take shots of our hands, feet, cheek, ear and here we thought you had some photographic aesthetics. We fear the day you will be taking shots of our poop, talking of which reminds us please stop discussing our poop with the docs...it's totally embarrassing.

And yes, stop googling about every little problem that you think we might have.

And then the other day you were howling while we were getting the vaccination. You know we panicked all the more to see you like that...this was just our first and there will be, not that you don't know, many more to come. 

We know that look when someone else tries to handle us (which you actually think is mishandling) and you totally conceal your anger with a forced smile. Chill and a get a life. Do your Starbucks and movies with pops and trust us we will be fine.

While we waited inside you, you promised that you will be the coolest mom and now you show little signs of it. It's a total breach of contract and we can't even go back inside now.

We hope you do understand that we will have our  wings sooner than you like and we will fly...and we don't want to do that always thinking of a leaving an anxious mother behind. 

Mom, you can do better than this.